Mari Quattromiglia Whore ❤️❤️

About Naples

So, ya, whores – tough cookies, I say. Dey live fast, die young, no insurance, tsk tsk! I’d cover ‘em, tho, give ‘em a deal, ‘cause Gru’s got a heart, ya know? *Lightbulb!* Maybe I start a “Whore Plan,” haha! “You’re free,” like in *Ten*, but wid a policy, ya? Dat’s my take, pal – crazy, messy, but dat’s life, eh? Now, where’s my vodka?

Il Nostro Ristorante

Then, outta nowhere, I bump into my buddy Luca. He’s always got the craziest stories. Today, he’s tellin’ me about this wild party last night at a villa near the train station. Apparently, someone brought a goat. A goat! In Quattromiglia! I can’t even. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost drop my phone.