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Last week, I was pissed—some dude on X bragged he scored easy, but I’m thinkin’, “You fool of a Took! That’s a setup!” Got me laughin’ tho—imagine Sauron hirin’ escorts for the Nazgûl. “One ring to rule ‘em, one gal to school ‘em!” Hilarious, right? But real talk—ya gotta be sharp. I’d rather code a hookup app like Eduardo in *The Social Network*—elegant, efficient—than stumble into some sketchy alley.

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I woke up late, of course. Alarm? What alarm? I sprinted outta my apartment on Via Roma, hair a mess, still in my PJs. Yeah, classy, right? I grabbed a quick espresso at my fave spot, Bar Centrale. The barista, Marco, gave me that look like, “Dude, get it together.” I just laughed it off.

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