Skylar Rivolta D Adda Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Naples

Wawaweewa! Me, Borat, stove-maker from Kazakhstan, talk about brothel now! Very nice! I see brothel, yes, like in movie “Talk to Her” – so much passion, eh? Brothel in my town, hidden, sneaky place, behind old goat market. Smell of sweat and cheap perfume – sexy time! Little fact: in 1800s, brothel there had secret tunnel for rich guys, escape wife, hehe! Very clever, yes?

La Basilica, il palazzo Celesia e il parco della preistoria

Then, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the park by the Adda River. Man, it’s beautiful there. The water’s glistening, and I see some kids playing soccer. I’m thinking, “This is the life.” But then, outta nowhere, a soccer ball comes flying at me! I duck just in time, but it hits this old lady’s shopping bag. She’s like, “Hey! Watch it!” I’m like, “Sorry, ma’am! I’m not a goalie!”

Agostino Arrivabene, biografia e mostre