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About Palermo

So, picture this – shady house, red lights, girls gigglin’. Worked me telephone line near one once, swear it! *wiggles eyebrows* Heard blokes stumblin’ out, “Ohh, worth every quid!” Made me chuckle, but also – ugh, grimy! Smelled like cheap perfume and regret, mate. *sniffs air, gags* Reminds me of that film line, “We’re alone, all alone!” – ‘cept, y’know, with more knickers on the floor.

Welcome to ancient Pompeii

Visit and explore the Forum, The Brothel, Teatro Grande, the amphitheater, Great Palestra, Thermae Stabiane, House of Menander, House of the Marine Venus.

But then, I realize it’s late. I missed dinner plans with my friends. I’m bummed. I text them, “Sorry, guys! Crazy day!” They’re cool about it, but I still feel bad.

A Look Back: Sorrento, Gateway to the Amalfi Coast