Ella Scanzo Rosciate Whore ❤️

About Bologna

They’re messy, tho—drama queens, some. Cryin over chat bans, “Hanni, fix it!” I’m like, bitch, I ain’t your mom! Still, love em—raw, real, like Rome’s decay in *Great Beauty*. Whores ain’t saints, Clarice, but who is? Not me, not you. “Life’s a splash,” Jep’d say—they splash loud. Fuckin glorious.

Where is Scanzo-Rosciate located?

First off, I’m cruising down Via Roma, and my bike decides to act like it’s possessed. The chain snaps! Like, c’mon! I’m standing there, cursing like a sailor. I mean, who needs a workout when you can just push a bike uphill, right? So, I’m sweating buckets, dragging this thing towards the workshop.