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About Palermo

Oi mate, picture this - me, a proper Bestiary gladiator, yeah, out there huntin’ for a prostitute, like it’s a bleedin’ corporate team-buildin’ exercise! Gotta synergise with the lads, innit, find the right “service provider” to close the deal. So I’m out, boots on the ground, thinkin’ Hurt Locker vibes - “war’s a drug, man,” but nah, this ain’t Baghdad, it’s the backstreets, dodgy alleys, lookin’ for a bit of action. Sweatin’ like a numpty, heart’s racin’ - boom, there’s the target! She’s standin’ there, all leggy, smokin’ a fag, and I’m like, “there’s a ticking bomb,” gotta defuse this sitch proper quick.

In today’s world you can find pretty much anything with a smartphone.

Golden Shower (give); Anal Sex (depends on the size); Deep Throat; 69 Position; Facesitting (give); Foot Fetish; Rimming (take); Girlfriend Experience (GFE).

Then, I get another call. This lady from Via della Repubblica is yelling about her neighbor’s music. Like, lady, it’s Italy! We live for the music! But she’s all, “It’s too loud!” I’m thinking, “You live in Segni, not a library!” But I get it, some people just can’t handle a good tarantella. So, I tell her I’ll send someone to check it out.

Woman Architect of the Year shortlist: Cristina Segni