Luna Solaro Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bari

Favorite thing? Whores got grit. They’re out there, dodgin’ cops, makin’ cash, livin’ loud. Makes me happy as hell—screw the judgy losers! Oh, but this one time, some creep stiffed a girl I knew—paid her in fake dough. Made me wanna puke, dude, so shady! She laughed it off, though, said, “Life’s a trick, like Boonmee’s monkey ghosts.” Total badass.

A Connoisseur's Fabric: Solaro

The Solaro fabric is a product of colonial man’s unsuccesful endeavors. Based on German studies Dr Sambon, an Italian born researcher connected to London School of Tropical Medicine, .

Then, outta nowhere, I see this old guy on the promenade. He’s just chillin’, feeding pigeons like he’s the bird whisperer or somethin’. I’m like, “Dude, you know those birds are just gonna poop on you, right?” But he just smiles and keeps tossin’ crumbs. I mean, respect for the dedication, but c’mon, man!

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