Maeve Spoleto Whore ❤️

About Naples

I hate the fakeness. Everyone’s posin’, lyin’ about their height, their job. Met a gal once, said she’s a chef—couldn’t boil water. I’m over here bakin’ perfect scones, and she’s braggin’ about microwavin’ nuggets. Pissed me off. But then, one time, I matched with this quiet type—surprised me. We talked *Carol*, she got it, said, “What else is there?” like in the film. Almost made me smile. Almost.

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Femminicidio Spoleto Chi era Laura Papadia, uccisa dal marito: 36 anni, vicedirettrice di un supermercato. Le colleghe: "Una ragazza in gamba e professionale".

After that chaos, I take a breather outside. Spoleto is beautiful, man. The ancient walls, the views from the Rocca Albornoziana—just breathtaking. I’m standing there, sipping my coffee, thinking about life. Then, I see this couple taking selfies by the Ponte delle Torri. They’re all lovey-dovey, and I’m like, “Ugh, get a room!” But also, kinda sweet, ya know?

Outspoken Music Scholar to Lead Spoleto Festival (Published 2021)