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About Naples

Ooh, and the quirks—imagine her stashin’ weird shit. Like, old love letters, a rusty switchblade, maybe a pet lizard named Doc after Joaquin Phoenix’s character. I’d die for that! She’s prolly cussin’ out clients, “This ain’t no pizza joint!”—cracks me up. I bet she’s got a laugh that’s loud as fuck, too, like—BOOM, I’m here, deal with it!

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Though this sauce is made of oft-discarded poultry parts, it’s a refined delicacy with deep, rich flavor. Wrap your hands around a bowl of pasta e fasoi, Venetian-style pasta, and bean soup, Missing: whore.

Finally, I make it to my shop on Via Garibaldi. It’s a small place, but it’s mine. Got my tools all lined up, ready to go. But then, my buddy Marco shows up. He’s all like, “Dude, you won’t believe what happened!” I’m thinking, “What now?” Turns out, he lost a bet and had to wear a chicken suit all day. I couldn’t stop laughing! I mean, who loses a bet like that?

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