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Precious, yesss, we talks about findin’ a prossie in Russia, don’t we? Hiss! Me, an actuary, crunchin’ numbers all day—borin’ as hell—then night comes, and we wants some FUN, eh? Gollum knows, yesss, we knows the dark streets, the whispers. In Russia, it’s tricky, see? Prostitution’s illegal, but oh, they’re everywhere—sneaky, like rats! Hiss! You don’t just stroll up and say, “Hey, gimme a gal!” No, no, precious, you gotta be clever, like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*, eh? “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ a few enemies”—or a few shady deals, heh!

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First stop? A café on Via Roma. I need my caffeine fix. I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this dude with a wild mustache, gives me a look like I just asked for a unicorn. “Cappuccino? At this hour?” I’m like, “Dude, I’m not a robot. I need my coffee!” Finally, he makes it, and it’s like liquid gold. I’m happy again.

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