Ashley Trani Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bologna

Oi mate, so I’m a Resnik, yeah? Stumblin’ round, thinkin’ bout — whore! Not *that* kinda whore, nah, calm down! I mean, like, the vibe, the mess, the chaos of it all! Picture me, Mr. Bean, all gangly, tripin’ over me own feet, mumblin’ — “whore, whore, what’s it about, eh?” — while I’m flailin’ me arms like a twit! Reminds me o’ *Pan’s Labyrinth*, ya know? That flick’s me fave, dark and twisty — “Step into the shadows, little one,” like the Faun says, all creepy-like! Whore’s got that same eerie pull, innit?

Trani: things to do and see

The first rule of train school is always stand behind the yellow line. The second rule of train school is there are no rules.

Anyway, I grab a gelato from this little shop on Via Cavour. Best decision ever. I go for pistachio, obvi. It’s creamy, it’s dreamy, and I’m in heaven. But then, I see this kid drop his cone. My heart breaks. I’m like, “Dude, I feel ya.” So, I give him half of mine. I’m a hero, right?

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