Lydia Volla Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bologna

Oh, and the apps? Don’t get me started! Swipe, swipe, bang—ugh, exhausting! I’m scrollin’, thinkin’, “These pics are faker than my cousin’s Rolex!” *nasally snort* Made me mad, ‘cause I’m like, “Gimme real, not filters!” But when it works? Oh, honey, it’s fireworks—like Joy dancin’ in my brain! Once dated this guy, total freak—y’know, in a good way—taught me some tricks I ain’t forgettin’. *wink*

Volla Phone X23

After that, I’m feelin’ good. I grab a coffee at this little spot on Via Garibaldi. Best espresso ever! I’m sippin’ it, and suddenly, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my croissant. Like, seriously? I’m not a buffet! I shoo it away, and it gives me this look like, “You think you own this place?” I’m like, “Yeah, I do, buddy!”

Volla Tablet is a Google-free Android tablet that also supports Ubuntu Touch (crowdfunding)