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Oh, funny story – mate o’ mine once got a prossie who showed up in a clown wig. Swear down, thought it was a setup! He’s yellin, “What’s so funny, hippie?” like straight outta *Inherent Vice*. Turns out, she’d just done a kid’s party – side hustle, innit? Cracked me up, thinkin how Doc’d prolly light a joint and roll with it. Point is, ya never know what yer gettin – adds to the thrill, yeah?

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After the parade, I get back to work, and I’m feelin’ pumped. I’m chattin’ with customers, makin’ jokes, and then this guy walks in. He’s all fancy, suit and tie, lookin’ like he just stepped outta a fashion magazine. He asks for a filet mignon, and I’m like, “Sure thing, Mr. Fancy Pants.” But then he starts complainin’ about the price. I’m like, “Dude, it’s quality meat! You can’t put a price on perfection!”

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