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About Naples

Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

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But then, just as I’m about to call Marco back, my boss walks in. He’s got that serious look. “We need to talk about your performance.” Ugh, here we go. I’m thinking, “Dude, I just had a great day!” But he’s all about the numbers. I’m trying to explain how unpredictable the market is, but he’s not buying it.

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