Zoey Cisternino Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bologna

Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

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Finally, I headed back to my place, exhausted but happy. Cisternino, you crazy little town, you’ve got my heart. I mean, who knew a day could be so wild? From coffee disasters to pasta in the dark, to stunning views and gelato bliss. I can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings. But for now, I’m just gonna crash. Peace out, Cisternino!

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