Emily Conegliano Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Turin

Okay, so this one time, I’m at a diner—love diners, greasy spoons, the works—and there’s this gal, obvi a working girl, sittin’ two booths down. She’s eatin’ fries, lookin’ tired, and I’m like, “She’s got guts!” Out there, hustlin’, while I’m whinin’ about my coffee bein’ cold. I wanna tip her—just for existin’—but nah, too awkward. I’m a coward! She prob’ly deals with worse schmucks than me daily. Surprised me, though—how normal she looked. Not some cartoon hooker—real person, fries and all.

Le Notizie

Siamo un rinomato locale ideale per pranzi di lavoro, aperitivi e cene in atmosfera raffinata vicino uscita autostrada di conegliano veneto. wine shop per asporto, privè del prosecco.

So I’m hammerin’ away, right? And outta nowhere, this pigeon decides to drop a bomb right on my shoulder. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed!” I laugh it off, but inside, I’m fumin’. Like, c’mon, Conegliano! Can’t a guy work in peace?

Farewell to Etile Carpenè, one of the “noble fathers” of Prosecco di Conegliano e Valdobbiadene