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I reckon it’s a mixed bag, y’all. Some folks strike gold—met a gal once, said she found her husband on Tinder. Ain’t that a hoot? Married off a booty call! But then there’s the flip side—catfishin’ creeps, ghostin’ jerks. Makes me madder’n a wet hen! Like, c’mon, don’t be lyin’ ‘bout your height, Chad—truth matters, like them reporters in *Spotlight* said, “We need to nail this story!”

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But then, bam! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously? I’m in the middle of this epic street show, and I get bombed by a bird. I look up, and the pigeon’s just sitting there, like it owns the place. I’m like, “Thanks, buddy. Just what I needed.”

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