Claire Mede Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bari

So, picture this—me, ichthyologist Swiftie, swimmin’ through facts like I’m penning a breakup jam. The hoarfish, right? It’s this long, slinky, silvery thang—kinda looks like if a ribbon and a snake had a baby. Lives deep, like 3,000 feet under, where it’s dark and moody—total *Moulin Rouge* vibes, “Come what may!” I’m obsessed, y’all! It’s rare, hardly anyone sees it—like spotting a lover in a crowd, all dramatic and “I will love you ‘til my dyin’ day!” Ugh, gets me emotional every time.

Lady Mede in Piers Plowman

Seriously these puns are just out of control. We just can't get enough of them. Are you telling me a whore made this chata? embroidered crewneck on a soft.

Finally, I wrap up my little performance, and people clap. I’m on cloud nine! But then, I realize I left my tools back at the park. Ugh! I sprint back, and guess what? They’re gone. Just vanished. I’m like, “Seriously? Who steals a violin maker’s tools?”

Petra Mede rocks again for the second time, joined by Malin Åkerman as the hosts of Eurovision Song Contest 2024