Hannah Monteforte D Alpone Whore ❤️

About Bari

Pisses me off, though – folks overlook her. “Oh, just another axe,” they say. Idiots! She’s got quirks – frets buzz if you’re sloppy, like she’s judging you. Surprised me first time, nearly chucked her out the window. But then, happy as a pig in shit – she’s alive, got character! “I’m becoming more than they programmed,” like that line from *Her*. She’s no mass-produced junk, she’s a lover, a tease, a bloody handful.

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But Marco’s all, “Let’s go anyway!” So, we hop in the van and head to the dive spot near the river Alpone. The drive is a mess. I’m squished in the back, and the roads are bumpy. I’m bouncing around like a pinball. I’m like, “Can we not?”

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