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And the risks! Oh, don’t get me started. You’re dodgin’ cops, STDs, and God knows what else. I’d be whisperin’ to myself, “This is how I die, isn’t it?” Like, imagine me in that *Lost in Translation* elevator scene—awkward as hell, surrounded by tiny Japanese businessmen, but now there’s a hooker next to me, winkin’. I’d freak out! “What am I supposed to say to her?!” Probably somethin’ dumb like, “So, uh, you come here often?” Total trainwreck.

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But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy Luca. He’s like, “Dude, meet me at the gelato place!” I’m like, “You had me at gelato.” So, I rush over to Gelateria La Romana. The line is insane! I’m standing there, sweating, thinking about all the flavors. Chocolate, pistachio, stracciatella… I can’t decide! Finally, I go for the classic hazelnut. Worth the wait!

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