Emily Scalea Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell ya ‘bout findin’ a prostitute! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout “Spirited Away,” my fave flick—Lord, that lil’ Chihiro got guts! Anyway, findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic, honey. You gotta know the streets, like them bathhouse spirits know their hustle. I was mad as a wet hen one time—saw this gal, right, thought she was lost, nope! She was workin’, bold as brass! “No face” vibes, lurkin’ in shadows, waitin’ for some fool with cash.

Prostitution now has its own dating-style app – Yes, this is real

You buy large quantity at a lower price and you break that down into smaller quantities for more than what they cost you.

And then, outta nowhere, I get a call about a street performer on Piazza della Repubblica. This guy’s juggling flaming torches! I’m like, “What the heck?!” People are gathering, taking videos. I’m half-excited, half-worried he’s gonna set someone’s hair on fire. But hey, it’s Scalea! We love a good show, right?

Kyra Scalea