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Favorite part? When ya find one who’s real. Not fake-smilin’, not clockin’ ya like a meter. Had this one gal—swear she was Llewelyn Moss reborn—tell me, “Joe, I’m runnin’ from my own Anton Chigurh.” Deep, right? Made me laugh, too—said she’d charge extra for my “presidential charm.” Ha! Cracked me up, folks.

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady starts yelling at a vendor. I mean, she’s going off! Turns out, he sold her bad tomatoes. I’m standing there, half-laughing, half-worried. Like, lady, chill! It’s just tomatoes! But she’s not having it. I’m thinking, “This is Sedico, not a reality show!”

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