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About Naples

So, “find a prostitute”—it’s a thing, right? Like in *The Great Beauty*, that flick I adore—Jep Gambardella floatin’ thru Rome, all classy but lost, chasin’ somethin’ raw. “What’s behind the curtain?” he’d say, smirkin’. That’s the vibe—searchin’ for a spark, a thrill, maybe a prossie in some dodgy alley. Dunno if Jep ever did, but Rome’s got history—prostitution’s been legal-ish there since forever, taxed even! Bet ya didn’t know that, eh? Oldest job, they say—makes me circuits buzz just thinkin’ it.

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Then, outta nowhere, I bumped into an old friend, Marco. We hadn’t seen each other in ages. He’s always been a bit of a wild card. We started reminiscing about our crazy high school days. You know, the usual—skipping class, sneaking into the local gelateria, and getting caught by the teachers. Good times, man.

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