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Little known fact, tho—back in the 90s, before apps, folks used newspaper ads for hookups. Called ‘em “personal columns.” Horny losers writin’, “Man seeks woman, no strings, must like cats.” Imagine the balls it took! No pics, just vibes. Now we got dick pics flyin’ left n’ right—progress, huh? Makes me laugh, but also kinda pissed. Where’s the mystery? Everybody’s oversharin’. “We’re gonna find out who did this,” like the *Spotlight* team, but in sex-dating, it’s more like, “Who’s gonna screw me over next?”

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After lunch, I’m feeling good. I wander down Via della Verità. It’s a cute little street, and I’m just soaking in the vibes. I see this gelato place and think, “Why not?” I get a scoop of pistachio, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m on cloud nine. But then, I drop it. Yup, right on the ground. I’m standing there, staring at my fallen gelato like it’s a lost friend.

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