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Alright, so I’m a lumberjack, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic as hell. Erotic-massage? Oh, man, where do I start? It’s like choppin’ wood, but softer. Way softer. And stickier. Everybody lies about it, tho. “Oh, it’s just a massage!” Yeah, sure, buddy. Tell that to yer sweaty palms. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—Brooklyn, my fave flick, 2015, John Crowley, pure gold—Eilis, she’d blush at this crap. “I want to be free,” she says. Free from what? Crappy back rubs? Nah, she’d dig a good erotic-massage, I bet.

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We are an erotic massage and escort service business that promises complete customer satisfaction. We have two locations in beautiful Kingston, ON.

I’m like, “Right now?!” But I can’t say no. So I hop on my bike, zoomin’ through the streets. Kingston traffic is madness, man! Cars everywhere, people walkin’ like they own the road. I swear, I almost hit a goat. A goat! Only in Jamaica, right?

$22M Dietz Memorial Stadium renovation project completed in Kingston