Lucy Bog Walk Whore ❤️❤️

About Linstead

I’m HYPED to tell ya—whore’s been around forever! Like, medieval peeps slung it at anyone they didn’t vibe with. Fun fact: some old laws fined ya for callin’ a lady a whore—wild, huh? Imagine SpongeBob gettin’ fined for yellin’ it at Squidward—HA! “Accept the mystery,” like the Coens say—whore’s got layers, man, it ain’t just a slur. It’s a survivor, bouncin’ through history like me flippin’ patties!

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So, I roll into the office on Church Street, right? The sun’s blazing, and I’m already sweating like a pig. First call comes in. Some dude on the corner of Water Lane is losing his mind. Apparently, his car won’t start. Classic Bog-Walk, right? I mean, who doesn’t have car troubles? I send a driver, but then I hear the guy’s yelling about how he’s late for work. Like, bro, you should’ve left earlier!

Bog Walk Gorge to be temporarily closed tomorrow to replace downed JPS poles