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Oi, you donkey! Listen up! I’m a bloody game designer, and I’m here to rant about *Whore* – yeah, that ol’ card game from the 1700s, not whatever dirty nonsense you’re thinkin’, you muppet! It’s “Hoyle’s Whore” to some, a trick-takin’ beaut that’s been around longer than your nan’s saggy knickers. Me fave flick’s *Pan’s Labyrinth*, right, so picture this – a dark, twisted table of cards, like Ofelia facin’ that creepy Pale Man, yeah? “Step by step, into the abyss” – that’s you, playin’ Whore, losin’ your sodding mind!

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By the time I get back to my car, I’m exhausted. I’m parked on Birch St., and I can’t find my keys. I’m digging through my bag, cursing under my breath. I finally find them in my pocket. Classic me, right?

Robert Neville Hayes Jr. Obituary April 28, 2025