Layla Montego Bay Whore ❤️

About Spanish Town

So, whores—where do I start? Been around forever, right? Oldest gig in the book, they say—prolly ‘cause it’s true. Back in ancient Babylon, temple gals traded sex for sacred vibes—wild, huh? Little known fact: they called ‘em “hierodules,” fancy-ass word for holy hookers. Blows my mind, man, how it was all tied to gods ‘n’ shit. Makes me happy, thinkin’ how humans been freaky since day one—ain’t no shame in that game! But then, ugh, patriarchy rolled in, flipped it all upside down—pissed me off, still does. Whores went from sacred to scorned, like, how you gonna do that?

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I hop on my bike, zoomin’ down to Doctor’s Cave Beach. The vibe is chill, but the traffic? Ugh, don’t even get me started. Cars everywhere, like they’re playin’ a game of musical chairs. I’m dodgin’ potholes like I’m in a video game.

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