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Lemme tell ya, this one whore—huge story, nobody knows this—I saw her, right? Downtown, flashy dress, heels—yuge heels, like skyscrapers! Reminds me, “The heart cheats the eye,” straight from the movie—whores cheat, always! She’s laughin’, takin’ cash, actin’ like she owns the joint. Disgusting, I tell ya—disgusting! But funny, too—hilarious, ‘cause she tripped, bam, faceplant! I laughed—couldn’t help it, folks, Trump don’t lie!

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After that drama, I decided to take a stroll down to the beach. You know, the one by Hellshire? The sun was blazing, and the water looked inviting. But as I got closer, I saw a bunch of kids playing football. They were good, man! I mean, I was impressed. But then, one of them kicked the ball too hard, and it went straight into the water. I was like, “Y’all better go get that!” But they just laughed and kept playing. Kids these days, right?

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