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So, findin a prostitue—shit’s tricky, yeah? Back on my planet, we don’t got that, just plug into a vibe-matrix and call it a day. But here? You gotta scout shady streets or sketchy web corners. Heard some dude in Vegas once hired a gal who turned out to be an undercover cop—busted mid-thrust, hah! Laughed my metal ass off. Imagine me, all glowy and bolts, tryin to negotiate with some chick in fishnets— “We come in peace,” I’d buzz, and she’d probly scream or charge extra for the “alien kink.”

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Then, I get this call from an old lady. She’s lost her cat, Tofu. I’m feelin’ for her, ya know? I mean, who loses a cat named Tofu? I’m like, “Where’d you last see him?” She says, “He was on the roof!” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, how’d he get up there?” So, I’m tryin’ to help her, but I’m also cracking up.

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