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About Tokyo

One night, I’m preachin’ peace ‘n’ love, right, and Dolly rocks up, skirt shorter than a Beatle’s haircut, goin’, “Austin, you square, join the party!” I’m all, “Baby, I’m hip, but I ain’t payin’!” She cackles, says, “You’re an animal, a beast!” – straight outta the movie, Lancaster Dodd style, controllin’ the scene. Loved that sass, made me grin like a Cheshire cat, tho I was half-tempted to sermonize her arse off – “Repent, you saucy tart!” – but nah, too shagadelic for that.

[Review] Akkeishi Muroi

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Next, I wandered over to the Akkeshi Historical Museum. I’m not usually into museums, but this one had some cool stuff about the city’s history. They had these old artifacts from when the Ainu people lived here. I was totally into it, but then I got distracted by a kid running around, yelling about something. Kids, man. They’re like little tornadoes of chaos.

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