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Now, here’s a tidbit—did ya know prossies in Victorian times used to nick wallets with their feet? Crafty sods! Makes ya think, don’t it—history’s full o’ these cheeky mares. Anyway, I’m barterin with this lass, and she’s givin me the eye, like, “You’re a right nutter, you are.” Reminds me o’ that line from the flick—“I’m adopted, did you know that?”—cos I’m feelin like an oddball meself, stood there in me knackered boots.

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So, I’m walkin’ down the street, tryin’ to act cool, but I’m feelin’ like a total mess. I pass by the Asakawa River, and it’s lookin’ all pretty and stuff. The cherry blossoms were in full bloom, and I’m like, “Wow, nature is flexin’ today.” But then, I see this dude trying to fish. He’s got this huge net, and I’m thinkin’, “Bro, you ain’t catchin’ anything here.”

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