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About Saitama

Homer’s brain’s spinnin’ now. Prostitutes got stories, man. More than donuts got sprinkles! Ever think they laugh at us? Like, “D’oh! This guy again?” Bet they do. Sarcasm’s their shield, prolly. “Oh, you’re a real prince, pal.” Ha! Cracks me up. Love that grit, tho. Tougher than Bart on a skateboard.

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"Mom, I decided to work at a bathhouse!" Asuka decided to work at soap after having sexless with her completely dead husband. But she said so.

First off, I grab my coffee from that little joint on Asuka Street. You know the one? The one with the weird cat statue outside? Yeah, that place. I swear, that cat’s judging me every morning. Anyway, I’m chugging my caffeine like it’s the elixir of life, and I get a call. My buddy Kenji’s like, “Dude, you gotta check the Nikkei!” I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, the market’s doing this crazy dance. Up, down, all around. I’m sweating bullets.

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