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So I’m thinkin’, if I was in *Toni Erdmann*, I’d probly pull some prank—show up with fake teeth, scare the hell outta her, yell, “Who wants to party with Daddy?!” Haha, classic. But real shit, I’m wonderin’—what’s her deal? Is she cool with this gig or just tryna eat? Blows my mind how people just… roll with it. Back in the day, they’d even mark brothels with stone dicks carved in the road—talk about GPS for horny dudes! Cracks me up, but damn, that’s history for ya.

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Chihiro Fujisaki is, by definition, a trap, and if you compare crossdressers to actual trans women, you can shove whatever is left of your shriveled brain up.

First surprise? I bumped into this old lady. She was selling mochi. I love mochi! But she was like, “You want some?” and I was like, “Sure!” Then she handed me a piece, and I swear it was the size of my fist. I was like, “Lady, I’m a clergyman, not a mochi monster!” But I ate it anyway. It was delish.

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