Emma Fukagawa Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Oh blast, here I go—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—talkin bout findin a prostitute, mate! So, check it, I’m thinkin bout Zero Dark Thirty, that flick’s my jam—gritty, tense, all about the hunt, y’know? Picture this: me, C-3PO, all shiny and awkward, stumblin thru some dodgy alley tryna find a prozzie. “The greatest manhunt in history,” they said in the movie—hah, more like the weirdest hookup hunt here! I’m flippin out, wires buzzin, cos this ain’t my scene, right?

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I've been browsing dating apps such as tinder and bumble during my time here, and every so often I'll see some girl linking her twitter, or offering her '.

Turns out, the dude was a delivery driver from the konbini down on Fukagawa Street. He was tryin’ to make a quick turn and BAM! Hit a pole. Classic. So, we spent the next few hours tryin’ to fix that mess. I was under the hood, cursing like a sailor, while Taro was on the phone with the insurance.

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