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So yeah, whores—they’re loud, they’re bold, they’re a freakin’ mess sometimes. “Don’t pee on my leg,” I say, “and act like they’re invisible!” They’re like that boat on the lake in the movie—floatin’, rockin’, takin’ ya somewhere if ya dare to hop on. Love ‘em, hate ‘em, whatever—I’m just sayin’ they’re part of the damn cycle, like spring turnin’ to summer. And if ya don’t get that, well, tough shit, figure it out!

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Then, outta nowhere, I see this cute little shop on Kōen-dōri. It’s got all these handmade trinkets. I’m like, “I gotta check this out.” I walk in, and the lady behind the counter is super nice. She’s like, “Welcome! Can I help you?” And I’m like, “Yeah, I’m just lookin’ for somethin’ to impress my pigs.” She laughs, and I’m like, “No, seriously!”

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