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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! Naaasal voice kickin’ in, heh! Ya know, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *A Serious Man*, that Coen brothers’ gem, and it’s like—whores, they’re everywhere, right? Like, “something mysterious is goin’ on,” as Larry Gopnik’d say, and I’m noddin’ along, ‘cause whores got that vibe! I mean, not the literal ones—well, maybe—but the whole idea, y’know? Sells sex, sass, and a lotta “oy vey” drama!

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Hasaki renovations or decorations for spooky season? 🕸️👻 Hey Hasaki lovers! We’re getting there! Hasaki will be closing at pm today (10/20) to finish up sealing the bar tops.

So, I’m walkin’ down the street, tryin’ to clean up, and I see this old dude at the bus stop. He’s just chillin’ there, lookin’ like he’s seen it all. I’m like, “Yo, what’s the secret to life?” He just shrugs and says, “Don’t spill soy sauce.” I laughed so hard, I almost choked on my onigiri.

The tragedy of Mount Sinjar