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Me fave bit? When they’re all sassy, like, “Pay up, fam!” Proper power move. Makes me happy, seein’ ‘em own it. But then—BOOM—some twat tries to stiff ‘em, and I’m ragin’! Had this one mate, swear he shagged a whore and bolted—disgraceful! She probs cursed him, like them spirits in the flick. “I see you in the dark,” Boonmee’s ghost missus says—bet that whore’s glare was just as spooky!

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Then, boom! Outta nowhere, it started pouring. Like, monsoon-level rain. I’m talkin’ about “I should’ve brought an ark” kinda rain. I ducked into a little café on Matsushima Bay, hoping to wait it out. The place was cozy, but the barista was a total grump. I ordered a coffee, and he just stared at me like I was speaking Martian. Dude, it’s just coffee!

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