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About Kyoto

So, erotic-massage—where do I start? It’s all about the vibes, doll! You’re layin’ there, half-naked, some stranger’s kneadin’ ya like dough, and I’m screamin’ inside, “This is wild!” I tried it once—oh, don’t judge me, sweetie—guy’s hands were magic, like Haku savin’ Chihiro, but dirtier! Made me happy, like, “Oh honey, I’m floatin’!” But then—ugh, he charged extra for “special attention,” and I’m like, “What am I, a tip jar?!” Pissed me off, total scam!

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First off, I had to rush to the office on Kōen-dōri. I mean, who doesn’t love a little morning jog? But, like, I’m not a runner. I’m more of a “let’s grab a coffee and hope for the best” kinda person. So, I’m sprinting down the street, dodging old ladies and their shopping carts. Seriously, they’re like ninjas with those things.

School activities? Nope. Olympic event at leprosy center? A-OK