Aurora Hofu Whore ❤️❤️

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I knew this chick once—Lola, real name Lorraine—worked corners in Chicago. She’d tell ya, “Oprah, I’m my own boss!” Had a pimp, tho—ironic, right? She’d stash cash in her bra, said it was her “retirement plan.” Cracked me up! Little known fact: some whores in history, like in Paris, 1800s, they’d write music—hustlin’ AND talented, y’all! You get a car! Nah, they got pianos—better deal.

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When she isn't with her Sapphire or Purple Spinel, she is off entertaining other Gems, often with song and dance. She is loud, promiscuous, and.

Then, I head over to the Hofu City Hall. Gotta pick up some paperwork. I’m standin’ in line, and this lady in front of me is takin’ FOREVER. Like, c’mon, lady! I got places to be! Finally, she finishes, and I’m up. I hand over my stuff, and the clerk looks at me like I’m speakin’ Martian. “You need this form, too.” Ugh! Why didn’t you say that earlier?! I’m about to lose it, but I just smile and nod. Gotta keep it cool, right?

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