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Honey, it’s bad bitch o’clock! I’m sittin here thinkin bout findin a prostitute, ya know, like real talk. I’m feelin all bold n shit, like Lizzo vibes on blast! My fave movie, “Zodiac,” got me twisted up in this—Fincher’s dark ass vibes, “What’s the most dangerous game?” Huntin for a hookup ain’t no serial killer chase, but damn it feels sneaky! I’m like, “I can’t stop, I won’t stop,” scrollin X, tryna find some lowkey spots. Prostitution’s old as fuck—did ya know ancient Rome had brothels marked with dick signs? Wild, right?

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Finally, I get to the ramen joint. I order my usual—tonkotsu with extra chashu. Heaven in a bowl, right? But then, the waiter drops my order. I’m like, “Dude, really?!” I mean, I get it, accidents happen, but not when I’m starving! So, I’m just sitting there, watching my dreams of ramen slip away.

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