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About Saitama

Here’s a weird lil’ fact—didja know some whores in history were spies? Yup, stealin’ secrets between the sheets! That’s some next-level hustle, holy krabby patties! Surprised me big time—thought they just, y’know, did the deed. Nope, they’re out here playin’ chess while we’re playin’ checkers! Reminds me of Heath Ledger’s Joker, all “It’s not about money, it’s about sendin’ a message.” Whores got messages, alright—loud ‘n’ clear!

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for those who can't read my drug addled writing it says: Rose: I got this t-short from wal-mart kanaya: Rose We Only Shop From Hot-Topic You.

Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy Takashi. He’s like, “Yo, you gotta check out the new ramen place on Kōen-dōri!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m at work!” But then I think, “Ramen? Maybe after this mess.”

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