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About Kyoto

So, I’m strollin down the street—okay, fine, I’m in my car, windows up, neurotically checkin my mirrors—when I see this shady dude, lookin like he’s auditionin for a bad crime flick. He’s got the trench coat, the sly grin—total “find a prostitute” energy. And I’m like, “Really? REALLY?!” What happened to class, huh? Back in the day—little known fact—prostitution was all organized, like a union! In ancient Rome, they had brothels with price lists nailed to the wall—efficiency, people! Now? It’s all sketchy vibes and awkward eye contact. Makes me wanna scream, “Get a room—or a robot!”

"Escorts and prostitution in Japan"

But then, outta nowhere, this sheep decides it’s gonna be a drama queen. It starts bleatin’ like it’s auditioning for a musical. I’m like, “Dude, chill! You’re not the star of this show!” But no, it’s kickin’ and squirming, and I’m just tryin’ to keep my cool.

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