Paisley Kiryu Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Fukuoka

Alright, so you wanna talk whores? Not *that* kind, ya perv—I'm talkin' W-H-O-R-E, the World Health Organization's sneaky cousin in finance, right? Nah, I’m kidding, there’s no acronym here, just me, Dr. House, your messed-up financial guru, ranting about somethin’ that ain’t even a thing. But let’s pretend it is—let’s say “whore” is my code for dumbass money traps. Everybody lies, especially those slick financial advisors in suits, promisin’ you the moon while they’re pickin’ your pocket. Reminds me of *The Secret in Their Eyes*—you know, my fave flick, where Benjamín’s chasin’ truth but it’s all smoke and mirrors? That’s money plans for ya.

Greed, At Its Finest!

I'm looking for one because I love hunting down Mr. Shakedown. Where can I find one? I already have one for Majima, but not for Kiryu.

So, I hit the streets of Kiryu, and lemme tell ya, the vibe was off the charts. I strolled down Kōen-dōri, and the cherry blossoms were in full bloom. Like, seriously, it was like a scene from a movie. I almost forgot I had work. Almost. But then I remembered I had to deal with my team. Ugh.

I never thought Astro Bot would dethrone Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth as my GOTY, but then I found out it has the JRPG's legendary main protagonist turned cute