Delilah Kobayashi Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Kobe

So, “whore”—old as dirt, right? Comes from some ancient Germanic crap, “hora” or somethin’, meant “lover” way back. Ain’t that a trip? *nasally snort* Used to be sweet, now it’s all “ooh, she’s a tramp!” Makes me mad, hon—people sling it ‘round like it’s nothin’. Saw it scribbled on a bathroom stall once— “Call Jenny, she’s a whore!” Poor Jenny, probs just dumped some jerk. *HA-HA-HA!* Bet he wrote it, the schmuck.

Tohru(Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)

Anonymous, in the style of Kobayashi Eitaku ().

So, I’m walkin’ down the street, tryin’ to shake it off. Kobayashi’s streets are so narrow, like, I could almost touch both sides at once. And the cherry blossoms? OMG, they were in full bloom! I stopped to take a pic, but then this pigeon swoops down and almost takes my head off. Like, chill, dude! I’m not your lunch!

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