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About Kobe

So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

Kobe Accuser Reveals Identity

The woman accusing Kobe Bryant of rape — whose name has been widely published on the Internet despite her efforts to remain anonymous — identified herself by name in a revised .

But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring rain! I’m soaked, my hair’s a mess, and I’m like, “Great, just great.” We duck into a little shop, and the owner’s super nice. He offers us some warm tea, and I’m like, “Okay, this day’s not so bad.”

Timothée Chalamet rocks Kobe Bryant T-shirt Lakers courtside in Timberwolves win