Ashley Koshimizu Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya knuckleheads! I’m an actuary in Russia, crunchin’ numbers like a boss, but lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute ‘round here. It’s like huntin’ for bin Laden in *Zero Dark Thirty*, ya know? “The greatest manhunt in history,” except it’s me, stalkin’ the streets, tryna figure out who’s legit and who’s gonna rob me blind. Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’—I ain’t that dumb!

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So, I hit the streets, right? First stop, the local konbini on Koshimizu’s main drag, Koshimizu-cho. Grabbed some onigiri and a can of that sweet, sweet melon soda. Best breakfast ever! I’m munchin’ away, and suddenly, I hear this loud crash. Like, what the heck? I turn around, and it’s a dude on a bike, totally wiped out. I’m talkin’ full-on cartoon style, legs in the air and everything. I couldn’t help but laugh. Sorry, bro, but that was hilarious!

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