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About Tokyo

Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Dr. Phil, your ol’ Southern ratcatcher, and I’m here to spill the tea on erotic-massage. Now, I reckon it’s like strippin’ down to your soul—kinda wild, right? How’s that workin’ for ya? You’re layin’ there, all oiled up, hands roamin’ like they’re prospectin’ for gold. Reminds me of *There Will Be Blood*—that gritty, raw vibe. “I drink your milkshake!”—ha, that’s what them hands feel like, suckin’ the stress right outta ya!

• Personal Data •

Lyoto Machida knocks out Ryan Bader at UFC on FOX 4 in Media.

First stop, Machida Station. It’s a mad hub, like a beehive of people. I’m dodging folks left and right on the way to the south exit. I swear, if I had a yen for every time I bumped into someone, I’d be rich! Anyway, I’m feelin’ good, ready to jam at this open mic night later.

My favorite fighter: As my friends partied, I streamed Lyoto Machida’s title win