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Little known fact - word is, she screwed some sailor back in ‘98, got a tattoo of his ship on her ass, but it’s upside down! D’oh! How do ya mess that up? Guy musta been drunker than me at Moe’s. Makes me giggle thinkin’ about it - her showin’ it off like, “Look at my art!” Yeah, right, Picasso of the red-light district.

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Anyway, I shake it off and head to the Masuda Park. It’s a beautiful spot, right? Families picnicking, kids running around, and I’m just there, doing my thing. I start climbing this old ginkgo tree. You know, the ones that smell like, uh, well, let’s just say they’re not the most pleasant. But hey, it’s my job, right?

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