Freya Matsubushi Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Saitama

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

Happy home - small dick is sucked by matsubushi (18:16)

Finally, I wrap up the day. I’m exhausted but happy. Matsubushi’s got this vibe that just sticks with you. The streets are alive, the people are friendly, and even the pigeons have character. I bike home, thinking about all the craziness.

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